Last night I realized how awesome the Baby Blank Slate is going to be. He is going to be amazed at EVERYTHING. Hey kid, look at this! HOLY SHIT IT’S A BUTTERFLY. The baby is going to be like a tiny little Insane Clown Posse (ohmygodpleaseno) all “magnets; how do they work?” except unlike the ICP nimrods I will EXPLAIN EXACTLY HOW THEY WORK.
Just kidding, I’ll let my mom handle that. I don’t think I actually know the answer.
But! How awesome is it going to be to have a little person around who will be amazed at whatever I put in front of him. Look, a dog! What’s a dog? YOU HAVE NO IDEA. CHECK THIS SHIT OUT.
I told the Lumberjack that my goal is to blow the baby’s mind at least once a day. I can tell he’s super psyched to co-parent with me.