If your lovely, sleep-deprived ladyfriend mentions her dissatisfaction with the extra pudge around her midsection, which is a direct result of her spending the last 14 months of her life growing, producing, and sustaining your only begotten son, the correct response is NOT “you’re eating too much sugar.” Oh, you assumed everyone already knew that? Yeah, SO DID I.
Attention Non-Birthing Parents:
Posted by dkingneece on January 28, 2013
http://dkingneece.wordpress.com/2013/01/28/attention-non-birthing-parents/
Previous Post
Delicious
Delicious
Next Post
Book Review: The Wonder Weeks
Book Review: The Wonder Weeks
books I’m reading
No data found
jess
/ January 28, 2013dkingneece
/ January 28, 2013He said he was “trying to be helpful.” NOT HELPFUL.
A3
/ January 29, 2013If you don’t know the woman is pregnant, and she is standing next to her husband holding her two month old son, DO NOT SAY YOU MUST BE BRAVE TO HAVE TWO CHILDREN AND LOOK AT HER STOMACH! Anyways, I feel for you. WRONG ANSWER DUDE>
southernfriedinvegas
/ February 25, 2013My favorite? “It looks like you’re losing a lot of weight IN YOUR FACE.”
So…basically she was saying that my face isn’t bloated with pregnancy anymore, but my ass and everything else is the same? Thanks.